still there.

we ve finally finished the lit review, which has a grand total of 55 slides. like khai commented, i feel proud just lookin at the numbers. lots of hard work put in, lots of playing, its cool!

and bapaniee has just reminded me (always).

we were in the bus the other day, and this tamilian (yes, walkin like a crab) was sittin behind us. and he was talkin like some big fuck all the way frm bp to yishun. hmmm. at first bap thought there wasnt anyone on the line (tamilians what. typical.), but i think he being a SMU student (as he mentioned ever so casually in his loudhailer voice) should have better things to do den talk to a non-existant fellow for 45 minutes.

so the conversation was as follows:

crab fellow: you speak chinese ah?! you speak english ah?! u speak tamil ah?! go lah! go be a european or chinese lah! call urself a tamil girl! *utters some gibberish in tamil bap translated later on*

we can now assume tt the gf is a chindian.

crab fellow: and what kind of testimonials you leave for me?!?!?!!? *pause* POLY STUDENTS ARE PATHETIC! IM FROM JC U SEE IM STUDYING IN SMU NOW WHAT! (me and bap sooper shocked. i wanted to get up and kick his balls but i was afraid he would bite me. his teeth was all i could see)

so now we know the girl is a poly student and she left some kind of weird terrible testimonials.

crab fellow: (speaks in tamil for like 5 minutes, im laughing like crap and bap is sniggering like a wooper. must be sth funny because it sounds funny too)

*pause for like 10 minutes*

crab fellow: dey machiii! panni ke porentha nayi!

okie dah im just joking.

crab fellow: *speaks in tamil again irritating fuck* eh u dont speak up for her ah! honestly, everyone thinks shes ugly. but shes beautiful in my eyes. (me and bap roll eyes. he.. im nt sure couldnt catch reflection in window cuz he was sooper black.) *speaks tamil again probably sayin bad stuff* eh dont side her ah i already want to say a few things already ah but im controlling ah. dont force me! (so typical once again. aiyoyo.) i always want to meet her she said shes busy. i call her she says shes on the other line. what the hell lah. (i added tt in hehe)

okie now we all know he is very angry. WIT the chindian gf. AND the fellow on the fone whom i highly suspect is havin an affair wit the chindian gf. (jokinggg lah)

crab fellow: WHAT? SHE WANTS TO DIE? die lah nt my problem what! she want to die die lah! theres always the road, the knife, the pillow (or was it the rope?? whatever it is ah). i last attended a funeral 2 years ago. it makes me happy attending a funeral now and then. *pause* i stop her for what?!?!?! malay funeral gt _______(im nt sure what i forgot but its some kind of food, probably ketupat), chinese funeral got curry chikin, but indian funeral!?!?!!? gt no food!!(this is a stupid, pointless and totally random comment to make)

now we know the chindian gf wants to kill herself.

crab fellow: what blacky said to her?!?!?!?!?! (wtf! blacky! look at urself mofo!) *pause* u wait u see what i do. when i come to hougang it will be the end. (wahhh big shit already lah)

okie. there was a lot of tamil in between and its sooper funny, but i cant really remember now so i shall just end the convo here.


wit my detective mind and baps translation, this is what we ve come up wit.

crab fellow (we shall now name blacky1 because basically hes very black) is together wit chindian gf. however, chindian gf has an affair wit blacky2. blacky1 loves chindian gf because she is beautiful thou i think shes probably very ugly since the WHOLE world thinks shes ugly. blacky2 just wants sex (because she is basically too ugly to be loved).but blacky2 finds out shes dating blacky1 and is unhappy because nw her pepek will be looser and nt as nice to fuck and so says untrue things abt blacky1 to chindian gf. blacky1 then (somehow) finds out shes twotimin him. he gets upset and leaves. she discovers shes been found out and wants to kill herself. blacky1 doesnt bther as we can see and doesnt mind attendin her funeral. blacky2 is hiding somewhere in hougang. chindian gf might be pregnant and so leaves i love u testimonials for blacky1 so that her child will have a father (anyone can do probably). blacky1 is upset because he doesnt want to have ANYTHING to do wit her. blacky1 wants to find blacky2 and beat him up because he has been played out by a girl, and no SMU big-fuck likes to be humiliated.

nw you might ask why he talked abt poly.

well. i think tt part was crap he was trying to boast only lah. what to do two drop-dead gorgeous girls sittin in front of him mah.

we would have followed him to hougang to check out how much blacker blacky2 could be but we had to drive a lorry so oh well.


funny people lah all these.

hehe.



oh and.
i found char kway teow in the fridge just now and was hungry so i heated it up and after eatin half i realised its my dads breakfast tmr. alamak. so i put the char kway teow back and i just hope he doesnt realize the difference.

if he does.

oh well.

i shall just have to blame my sister.

heh. heh. heh.
(tts supposed to be evil laughter)